Friday, January 06, 2006

Cam Fun

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Okay, the story....I gave Joe a summer sausage saying he's finally able to have some meat in his pants. So what does he do? He puts the meat in his pants, starts stroking it, lmao, and just for the sake of perversion I leaned over, touched the sausage and said "I'm stroking my meat in my brother's pants." Made him do the Captian Morgan thing, and then after that, Frank decides to put a bag on my head. I start dancing, and then they sprayed me with water. Hense the laugh.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

New Year's Resolution

Well, it's not too late to make a New Year's Resolution, and I was told last night that I should make a New Year's Resolution. My resolution is to get laid. This is not to say that I will have to get laid once and then stop for the rest of the year. (fuck that) Just to say that I'll start getting laid more often. And as one cannot be over-laid, this will more than likely be a resolution that I will actually follow through with.

As opposed to some other popular New Year's Resolutions which include: Lose 20lbs; Become a Millionaire; etc. "Getting Laid" is a resolution that I'm actually more likely to keep.

Ten Things You're Grateful For

I made this list the other day working off the logic that if you don't appreciate what you have, you don't get anymore. When I was writing this list, I got down to number 5, and I was kinda grasping at straws and really had to put things into perspective.

I am the number one thing I'm thankful for. Now that sounds pretty self absorbed and crap, but think about it...if I don't have me, nothing else matters.


I attract shitheads, and I've just sorta had this epiphany.

Josh was hung like a plantaine...relativly short and kinda twisted. Very small, very twisted, and a shithead besides. An annoying pun intended. Enough about Josh.

Now we've got Justin. Monkey mouth Justin. Cunnilingus lips himself. He's a fucking narcaleptic. He fell asleep in the middle of CONAN. Fucking bastard slept through Conan, goddamn asshole. As if that's not enough, we have the firm conviction that he's mildly retarded. He's a functional idiot.

As for Brady, he's about as smart as he was short. And he was 6 feet tall. His IQ was probably about as high as his name is long.

Let's move on to Chris. Chris is an egotistical, short, obnoxious....two-timing, angry wanna-be Marine. With a very small pecker. Probably about on par with the plantaine. 3-3.5 inches. He started off with a dislike of my family as it is, and right there he's kind of a shithead. No shitheads get along with everybody in the family. Someone in the family weeds them out and goes "HEY! You're a shithead!"

We can cover Matt now. Matt is....well, how the fuck to describe Matt? He's an alright guy when he's not strung out on all sorts of different drugs. Unfortunately, he's strung out almost every day. He's generally a moron. He's flakey to boot. He's smart, but he's never with it. He is more hung though than anybody else I've mentioned...for the record.

And then Kyle. Kyle is an alright guy aside from being obsessed with skateboarding and Bobert. Every time we hung out while we were "dating" we were really just hanging out with his friends. Bobert was there EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. Literally. Every time I did anything with Kyle, there was Bobert, and then on top of that while we were together he was obsessed with Kim. Told me he loved me...always obsessed with her. So we broke up so he could go be with her. He's not really a bad guy. Not really a good guy either. He's pretty mediocre.

(I've got this problem of attracting guys who like thick chicks and then dump me for thick chicks.)

Alex. Well, yesh...Alex. Technically not a boyfriend, but a shithead just the same. Pathetic. Uber fucking pathetic. On all sorts of drugs for depression...which got rid of all the OTHER emotions, but the goddamn depression. He's obsessed with Mac computers. That's his biggest fucking downfall. I mean that's like a mortal fucking sin in my book. He's needy. He's whiny. He's disgusting. Fucking pathetic.

Herpes boy gave me the distinct impression that he wanted to date me. In fact, he probably thought we were dating. He actually has a real name, but I'll be damned if I feel like calling him any less than Herpes boy. I get to NY after weeks of avoiding him, to him saying "We need to talk. Meet me at Aztec..." or wherever. I don't really remember at this point where, but then I said "Can't dude. I'm in New York." "Oh, when are you coming back? Call me. We need to talk." Loandbehold, he's got herpes. Like I fucking care.

James Pastor. First boyfriend. Not a bad guy...just kinda...immature...dare I say lacking in the intelligence field. If I was a little more coporeal, I'd hurt you.

At this point, we're reduced to people in New Mexico. So that brings us to Eduardo and Jakey.

Let's start with Jake. We had to flip a coin for this decision....but Jake, just the same. God, where to start? Uhm, known him going on 2 years now. AKA: 24 months. For 18 of those months, on some level, he's been pissing me off. That's about the gist of it. "I love you. I wanna be part of your life." and then he vanishes. 6 weeks later, "HEY! =) Miss you." Well duh. I mean, c'mon, really. October 2004, "I love you. I wanna be with you." then we don't talk until Christmas. 2 more months go by and he decides to get a hold of me again. I realize he's random, blah blah blah. But jesus fucking christ. Actions speak louder than words. This may not be so random as it is I'm just security. Once the current whatever is out of the way, he feels like maybe he has someone to run to. I don't really doubt that he thinks he loves me. I just get skeptical when he says he loves me and wants to be with me, and then goes away. Sometimes I think he's more obsessed with me than anything. And something I wrote in my journal recently is that I think once he has me, he'll be bored. He won't want me anymore.

And then we come to Eduardo. Let's see... the relationship was physically and verbally abusive. For some reason he had an instantanious dislike of Frank and my brother...and a nearly instantanious dislike of my mother. I mean granted, Mom and I have our problems, but still. Point remains. He didn't even seem to like the dog. I could start with the fact that we shopped in the same department when we were looking for clothes. In fact, we even wore the same sizes in jeans. That's fucking disturbing. I stole his jeans!! A lot! Biggest difference in the way we wore our jeans is that they were tight on my ass, but not his....or his dick. For most of our relationship, he weighed less than me.

He's a smug asshole. And a sore loser.

OCD. Not horribly, but definately OCD. About a lot of things. Everything has to be just so. But not like EVERYTHING...somethings he would let slide. But the shit in his pockets had to be just so. Every morning on the way to work, he would light the cigarette at the exact same spot every single fucking time. He would always hold it just the same way. Always drink the coffee just the same way. Always do the same exactly head motion when he walked into the Aztec smoking room. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. He'd always light his cigarettes the same fucking way. Take the shit out of his pockets and put it down the exact fucking way. He claims this is so he doesn't forget things...if he puts them down in the same spot, he won't forget them. Blah blah blah. Bullshit. He forgot things a lot.

He claims to have a distaste for violence and tried to use that as a deterant to keep me from practicing jiu jitsu.

And he's SEVERELY OFFENDED BY FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF! He's more offended by that than someone saying "Fuck you." He thinks it's crude, vulger, blah blah blah. And most likely he doesn't know the origin of flipping people off.

He's very condescending about anything and everything. Even when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

He's got negative energy...although that ain't the word for it. Negative just isn't strong enough for it. When Frank met him, he thought, "Why is Liz, hippie child, with a person who puts off the asshole vibe?" Negative people attract negative energy. People with bad energy, attract crap. And he might as well be magnetic south. Everything negative flows to him. He complains about how horrible his life is, but hey asshole, did you ever try to change it? Did you ever think that maybe this is karmic justice for the asshole you are? Seriously. Your energy is all out of whack. Change your energy, you change what the universe sends your way. Eduardo has negative energy. So he gets negative shit. And he always asked me why he gets so much bad shit...but it's all about his energy. See my previous post about NEGATIVE ENERGY. It's true. But he never put much stock into energy, and calls me a fucking hippie. And it shows he doesn't put much stock in it. It really does.

this is very true

"Have you ever noticed that complainers usually have a tough life? It seems that everything that could go wrong does go wrong for them. They say 'Of course I complain, look how crappy my life is.' 'No! It's BECAUSE you complain that your life is crappy. Shut up...and don't stand near me.' You have to make damn sure not to put yourself in the proximity of complainers. If you absolutely have to be nearby, make sure you bring a steel umbrella or the crap meant for them will get you too. Do not complain, at all. For 7 days. Why 7 days? Because for the first few days you'll still have some residual crap coming your way from before. Crap doesn't travel at the speed of light, but at the speed of crap, so it might take a while to clear out." ~ T. Harv Eker "Secrets of the Millionaire Mind"

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

negative energy is infectious

"Have you ever noticed that complainers usually have a tough life? It seems that everything that could go wrong does go wrong for them. They say, 'Of course I complain - look how crappy my life is.' and now that you know better you can explain to them, 'No, it's BECAUSE you complain that your life is crappy. Shut up...and don't stand near me.'. . . Here's some homework that I promise will change your life. For the next seven days, I challenge you to not complain at all. Not just out loud, but in your head as well. But you have to do it for the full seven days. Why? Because for the first few days you may still have some 'residual crap' coming to you from before. Unfortunately, crap doesn't travel at the speed of light you know, it travels at the speed of crap, so it might take a while to clear out." ~ T. Harv Eker

I'll make you fun size!

Well, it's 2006 officially, day 3 so far, and here's my list of things for 2005.

Favourite quote this past year: "Beyond myself, somewhere, I wait for my arrival." ~ Octavio Paz
Favourite poem I wrote
Favourite photo I found and posted
Post full of names
Biggest "oh my god these people are insane" post
Most retarded post
Funnest post to write
Saddest post to write
First post of 2005
Last post of 2005

Books/Stories I read this year:

"Misery" by Stephen King
"Four Past Midnight" by Stephen King
"On Writing" by Stephen King
"Brimstone" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
"Cabinet Of Curiousities" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
"The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
"Mostly Harmless" by Douglas Adams
"Life, The Universe, and Everything" by Douglas Adams
"So Long and Thanks For All The Fish" by Douglas Adams
"The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe" by Douglas Adams
"Young Zaphod Plays It Safe" by Douglas Adams
"Galileo's Daughter" by Dava Sobel
"Diary" by Chuck Palahniuk
"Night Sky, Morning Star" by Evelina Zuni Lucero
"The Demon Haunted World" by Carl Sagan
"Pirates & The Lost Templar Fleet" by David Hatcher Childress
"Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony Bourdain
"Peace Is in Every Step" by Thich Nhat Hanh
"Secrets Of The Millionaire Mind" by T. Harv Eker
"Girl With A Pearl Earring" by Tracy Chevalier
"The DaVinci Code" by Dan Brown

In the coming year I would like to finish my associates; get enrolled into a holistic healing program...massage, herbalism, maybe accupuncture; I would like to have a job I don't dislike...even if it's a shit job that won't take me anywhere in my life. I'd like to finish my books. I want to dance every day even if it's just in my room for 15-20 minutes. I would like to do more yoga, and above all else, I would like to continue to move forward with my emotional transition. It's very important to me to become an emotionally healthier person.

This past year has been very hard emotionally for me, and I have brought a lot of pain onto other people that I've cared very deeply for whether it was something I had intentionally said, something I had intentionally did and not forseen the consequences of, or something I had done to myself but had hurt them as well. I don't like feeling the way I did. I don't like being the angry person...the emotionally unstable person...the violent, saddistic, vengeful person who wishes people would get hit by busses.

New Year's Celebrations Around The World

Coloured spheres light up the Marina Bay area in front of the Financial District during New Year's Eve celebrations, Sunday Jan. 1, 2006 in Singapore. In a New Year's Day message delivered by the city-state's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, Singaporeans were urged to continue in their efforts to building a vibrant global city, a land of opportunity, an inclusive society and a cohesive nation. He also announced that the Singapore economy has grown by 5.7% in 2005, better than expected.(AP Photo/Wong Maye-e)

A boy jumps off from a recently used props on the eve of the celebration of New Year Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 in Manila, Philippines, as his parents sell different items used in greetings the New Year. Filipinos usually explodes firecrackers to greet the New Year on the belief that it will ward off bad luck but others prefer the cheaper and safer way by blowing horns and creating any loud noise for the celebration. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)
A Buddhist monk swings himself with a hammer to strike a huge bell at a rehearsal for the bell ringing on New Year's Eve at Chionin temple in Kyoto, western Japan, Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005. (AP Photo/Kyodo News)
Chechen teenagers dance in downtown Grozny, capital of the breakaway Russian region of Chechnya, Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005, during New Year's Eve celebrations. (AP Photo/ Kazbek Vakhaev )
Party goers walk towards the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Saturday, Dec.31, 2005 in preparation for New Year eve celebrations. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

A Gypsy family celebrate the New Year's eve at their home in Belgrade, Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005. (AP photo/Darko Vojinovic)

Lebanese couples celebrate New Year's eve in downtown Beirut, Lebanon, late Saturday Dec. 31, 2005. (AP Photo/Mahmoud Tawil)

In this photo provided by Legoland, fireworks go off over a replica of New York City made out of Lego building blocks during a New Year celebration at Legoland in Carlsbad, Calif. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005. (AP Photo/Legoland, Sandy Huffaker)

Ethnic Hmong girls walk in a Hmong New Year parade Tuesday, Jan. 3, 2006, in Nong Hoi Mai village, near Chiang Mai, Thailand. The Hmong, who trace their roots back to China, have large populations in Thailand, Myanmar and Laos. (AP Photo/David Longstreath)

Coolbone Brass Band plays for New Year's Eve in Jackson Square, New Orleans, Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005. Despite the destruction still evident four months after Hurricane Katrina, the city decided to welcome the New Year with fireworks, concerts, and in a twist on the Times Square ball drop, the lowering of a giant gumbo pot to mark the start of 2006. (AP Photo/Cheryl Gerber)

China Starbucks

BEIJING (AP) - A Chinese court has sided with the Starbucks coffee house chain in its battle with a Shanghai rival over their use of the same Chinese name, news reports said.

The dispute in China's booming market for gourmet coffee highlights the country's struggle to mediate trademark disputes, a new concept for the communist legal system.

A Shanghai court ordered Shanghai Xingbake Cafe Corp. Ltd. to stop using the name Xingbake, the name used in Chinese by Starbucks Corp., the Shanghai Daily and China Daily newspapers said. Xing, pronounced "shing," means star in Chinese, and bake, or "bah kuh," sounds like bucks.

The Shanghai No. 2 Intermediate People's Court said the Shanghai firm engaged in "illegitimate competition" by using Starbucks' Chinese name and imitating the design of its cafes, the China Daily said.

Judge Lu Guoqiang's ruling Saturday also ordered Shanghai Xingbake to pay Starbucks 500,000 yuan (US$62,000; euro50,000) in damages, the reports said.

Starbucks opened its first cafe in China in 1999. It later caused a stir by adding outlets in Beijing's imperial palace and at the Great Wall, north of the Chinese capital.

Foreign rivals and Chinese upstarts have jumped into the market to compete for well-heeled customers who pay up to 50 yuan (US$6; euro5) for a cup of coffee more than the average Chinese worker makes in a day.

Starbucks sued Shanghai Xingbake in 2003.

The Shanghai coffee house argued that its name was valid because it was registered in 2000, before Starbucks applied for its own Chinese trademark.

Starbucks rejected that, saying its name and mermaid trademark were registered in China beginning in 1996.

The Shanghai Daily report Sunday said the Starbucks ruling was the first of its kind under a 2001 Chinese law meant to protect well-known international trademarks.

Foreign companies have complained for years that the Chinese government is failing to stamp out piracy of copyrighted or trademarked goods such as movies or designer clothes.

More recently, Chinese companies have begun to turn to the courts to protect their own names. A Shanghai soft drink maker, Yaqing Industry and Trade Co., lost a lawsuit last January against The Coca Cola Co. and its local bottler over the name of a new beverage.

Yaqing claimed the characters for Coke's Qoo fruit drink "Ku-er" in Chinese were too close to those of Yaqing's Kuhai drink. But a Shanghai court ruled that the two names were different enough that consumers wouldn't confuse them.

I have a yucky sinus infection....

Monday, January 02, 2006

New Years Photos

Image hosted by Photobucket.comSanta Larry in da house! And stuff. Not sure what's going on w/ the hand thing...

Image hosted by Photobucket.comKD (Katie) and Larry. ^_^

Image hosted by Photobucket.comJillian Rae

Image hosted by Photobucket.comGrant

Image hosted by Photobucket.comChris, Fred and Allison. Allison is our perverted friend, and the conversation gets much more perverted every time she's in the room. She's pretty perverse...makes me look like a saint. Not surprisingly, my brother has a crush on Allison.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comChris and Fred being odd....I don't even remember what they were doing. But they do it a lot. "Christopher Robins, I love you." "No, I love you. You're my Derfus." ...yeah...we all pretty much just go with it. Curtis standing off to the side trying to get out of the way.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comFrank with some weird goofy hat that just randomly appeared. I was amazed he actually let me take this picture.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comEric in the back and Grant in the front wearing my trilby. He loves the hat. Tried to keep it...take it home with him.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comDarcy, Me, Beth, Allison. I'm not really stoned lol.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comDarcy and Fred playing beer pong. Beer pong is a fun game. Fred happens to be house champ at it. Him and Danielle. It's fun though, I like it. Although almost every time I play I lose. Last night, actually, we won, which was shocking....he landed the ball in one cup and I landed into the same cup so game over. ^_^ I don't even remember who we were playing against.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comDarcy and Danielle. ^_^ They're so cute together.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comDanielle, KD and Larry. Frank is hiding out in the back. It sucks...I know...

Image hosted by Photobucket.comCurtis...he'd been wearing the hat, and I insisted on taking a picture. He was drunk enough to cooperate.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comThis was an odd event. I was sitting there talking to Fred, and Chris and Ally burst in the door and say "OMG! We're joining you!" and jump onto the bed. I was smushed, but wiggled out of the way. "Awe, Liz, don't go. That takes all the fun out of this." and then I returned moments later with the camera. Poor Allison is smushed in the middle. Nothing happened. Don't worry.

New Year

Merry New Year to everybody!

Auto response from Grant: I dont really know who i am right now, i'm lost and confused and i keep forgetting my name, uh.... going to do more drugs. - My friends amuse me. He randomly IM'd me and told me how he just went on a journey in his head and it was a dream, and WOW! "lol. Grant are you on shrooms?" "Yea...we're gonna go watch star wars now."

Went out to a party last night. There are photos. Had some drama that didn't need to be had, but it's all good. ^_^ I hate to use that phrase, but it's kinda apropos. Everything's better. I'm not sure how many beers I had to be perfectly honest. I think I was pretty wasted. I didn't feel sick or anything like that, but the room kept feeling like it was spinning when I laid down. I felt like I was on a boat. It was kinda weird.

Midnight rolled around and we all started a waterfall. Played asshole for hours....I didn't play a single game of circle of death though. So that's kind of shocking. No, wait, did I? I don't remember.... I'm out of it, and need to crash.

fight to the death bitches

Who would win in a fight to the death? Count Chocula or Frankenberry Monster?

"He would totally drop the berry monster. That fucker is doomed. If the frankenberry monster took after his name sake at all, he'd be slow as death where as the chocula would be all 'I mezmerize you. muwhahaha. It is good.' But he might melt.....although, the count from Sesame Street would be fucking dangerous. '1 I bite you muwahha 2 I bite you muwahaha 2 bats up your ass muwahaha 3 bats up your ass muwahaha'" ~ Frank

"Duh! You should never bet against a chocolate vampire!" ~ Random dude on the internet that I don't know the name of.

"Count Chocula. He's one sick fuck." ~ Greg

"I'd like to say Count Chocula. I love vampires and chocolate." ~ Melissa

"Captain Crunch would whoop both their asses." ~ J.
"Like hell he would. Maybe if he had the mafia's help." ~ Frank