Friday, December 09, 2005


Mmmmmmmmmmmm. I love this. It's snowing!!!! How fucking cool!!! We're supposed to get between 4-6 inches before 6am, and we might get as much as 8 inches! ^_^ This makes us happy.

In other news, I think I'm going to go draw some more Mushroom Porn and finish the Mushroom Porn clothing line!


So I found this transcript of Bill Hicks stuff that was cut out of routines. This was over at for anybody who wants to go check it out.

The following are from "Revelations" in UK that was cut out.


Whooh! It's weird not smoking, I'll tell you that. But I'm glad I quit y'know because I felt like to be honest with you I was on the wrong side of the war against drugs, because I smoked cigarettes and gave the tobacco lobbyists and the tobacco growers any more fuckin money for the poison they spread, and advertise all over our world thanks to: marketing!

Hey [coughs] looks like that's 15 Luv. You know what I mean isn't that wild? y'know? The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one. And the fight against the war against drugs . And we're so afraid "It all makes sense to us, it's good they're doing a good job" Because if the cared about us they'd get rid of the number one killer: cigarettes. Kills more people than all of the drugs times one hundred....legally. Marijuana, a drug that kills... no one.... and let's put in a timeframe... ever. Marijuana is against the law. Now you think Pot with those kinda statistics could walk into any debate on the legalisation of drugs with confidence don't you? "I am Pot I am going to meet nicotine and alcohol for a debate about legality hahaha" "Wait 'til they see my stats" "Frame up!" Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it and therefore you can't make a profit off it would it? hahaha I'm spit balling but yeah ok yeah [clapping] alright yeah "Too fucking obvious Bill".

Cos I tell you what, if I wanted to have a war against drugs or I wanted a drug to be legal, it would not be alcohol sorry, the number two killer, or cigarettes the number one killer; it would be Marijuana. And you would have a better world instantly in front of your eyes.[clapping]..and I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game, you're at a concert, someone's really violent, agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk [shout from audience] are they drunk or are they smoking pot? [silence] ...Exactly.[shout from audience] Yeah they're tripping dude, thanks. That was one of the choices. Have a fuckin cow man. We'll get to that, don't get ahead of me just cos you're tripping right now ok? "Hey I just read Bills mind, I saw him talking about acid while looking at the girls legs on the front row, it's weird" "Goatboy is caught". "Goatboy is embarrassed, he is blushing under his shaggy fur" [laughs to himself] "Goatboy whats that stuff caked around your mouth?" "Hahahaha, it's love flakes". "Dirty old thing, you smell like a sock filled with strawberries." "Hahaha" What was I talking about?

On Pot

Oh yeah Pot. Y'know, you're at a ball game, you're at a concert someones is really violent agressive obnoxnious drunk or smoking pot? Drunk. Never have I seen people on pot get in a fight because, it's impossible. "Hey buddy? Hey what?" End of argument. Say you get in a car accident and you've been smoking pot ? You're only going 4 miles an hour. Crashhh "Shit we hit something." Forgot to open the garage door dude". Least no one was hurt. The garage door has to be replaced, boom!, a job is created! We could be a self perpetuating civilisation. Pay the garage fix it guy with pot. Boom, he walks out of your house through a plate glass window. Smassh. "Oh shit sorry." Thats ok, cos a job has been created. We'd just be a race of people walking around with tape and glue everywhere we go. "Hey howya doin?" "Cool, uh oh shit, sorry, here let me get that" "oh thanks" [mimics smoking] "ok see ya" "oh sorry let me get that"

On Abortion

Y'know, abortion completely diviided America, unbelievebly divisive, I've never seen anything like it. Even my friends, all very intelligent, totally divided on abortion. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. [clapping] How are we gonna come to a consensus? I mean I'm torn. I think of them as evil annoying idiot fucks, but y'know I ehhhh I take the broad view y'know. 'The broad view' A pun we found a pun!. And we were'nt even looking for it. But even.... Y'know what bugs me? People waffling on the idea of abortion. Even, even pro-choice people, it bugs the shit outta me."We're not pro-abortion , we're pro-choice" " We just don't believe the government has a right to tell us what we can or cannot do with our own bodies" "We're not pro-abortion, we're pro-choice" Heyyy just say it. What the...... say it! Quit fuckin walking on eggs just say it! People suck, there's too many of em, and they're easier to kill when they're foetuses than when they're grown up. Oh sorry did the mask fall? Let me put that back on. "Hahahaaha" Arent people the keenest things you've ever seen? "They make Goatboy beam from ear to ear".

On Drugs Again

One time me and three friends dropped acid drove around in my Dad's car, he's got one of those talking cars, we're tripping, the car goes "the door is ajar". We pulled over thought about that for 12 hours."How can a door be a jar?" "Shit I don't know but I see it, I see it. Why would they put a jar on a car man?"

I mean why do we fear these things? I don't get it. I think an attitude of compassion might help us alot more than fear, personally. Y'know? And I figured out a way to perhaps make everyone happy about drugs, are ya ready? How about this? Here's a way we can do it, make everyone happy. For those people who believe drugs should be legalised, legalise them. And, for those people who believe they should'nt be, they're not, they never were, don't worry, we're cracking down. There! Now everyone is happy. I am the weaver.[Laughs to himself] Drugs have done good things for us! Ok, not the most popular idea ever expressed, or you're agreeing with me in the very special way that you have learned."Is it two blinks left eye one blink right eye?" "Fuck it this is too may rules" "Yeah Bill, just get to the dick jokes, we're with ya" "Just don't do that Goatboy thing, that was weird" "Hahahaha, you love Goatboy admit it! Come dance with goatboy under the moon light"

The Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes. Tell me they weren't paryting, 'We all live in a yellow submarine' We all live in a....yell ....I've never been that high. When I was having the pyramids build the UFO dream...trip... that fuckin yellow submarine trip was on the horizon. When I was having Jesus flying around on a unicorn I could barely make out the periscope of the yellow submarine. 'What's that way fuckin out there?' Past the UFOS, passed the Pyramids, passed Jesus on a unicorn, passed the fish: its a fuckin yellow submarine. I'm not that high yet. Who's that walking out to it with the big nose and the bad haircut? Thats fuckin Ringo! Can you imagine how high he is right now! Fuccck! I want that Ringo shit.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

I fucking hate people

Okay, so I was at WordWizard Clubhouse....a website about the etymology of words. Stumbled across a thread where a woman asked if Katrina really means cleansing like she was told in an email.

People have been saying that it means purifying, cleansing, etc. THEN! This part is what ticked me off, I saw this site that came up on google, and it says:

pops Says: September 17th, 2005 at 2:33 am
I do believe God is sick and tired of wicked ways of his people.. A pastor told me he and his church prayed and fasted for God to clean up New Orleans, I really feel bad alot of innocent peole died.. I pray this will get the intentions of our people to get closer to God. The true meaning of Katrina is purifing, cleansing and this is exactly what was done, we as the people dont understand this storm, but who are we to question God?

Who are we to question God? Yeah, well fuck that, who are we to assume what God is doing, let alone the fact that he exists?

And furthermore, the hurricane was named by PEOPLE, not God, and it's PEOPLE who decided what the name means. It's germanic in origin. And the GERMANS were people. Not God. I hate this. People really fucking piss me off. All they're doing is taking this natural disaster and plugging it into their Fundamentalist Christian point of view on the world saying that their God wanted to get rid of New Orleans because THEY, the people, thought New Orleans to be full of sin.

I fucking hate people.

rather clever...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his
crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the
crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate,
'Bring me my red shirt!'

The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which
the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate
boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the
crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate
vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but
the captain, calm as ever bellowed, 'Bring me my red shirt!'

And once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his
crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more
casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night
recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the
Captain and asked, 'Sir, why did you call for your red shirt
before the battle?'

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can
give, exhorted, 'If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does
not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight
unafraid.' The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of
such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there
were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on
their way.

The men became silent and looked to the
Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm
as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my brown pants!'

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

evil blah!

Evil Blah
Great Scott! You're Evil Blah, and I'll bet you're
feeling very evil today. Mwa ha ha ha. Um...
yeah. So you're not a nice person, you've got
minion type people who do dirty work for you,
and you like endangering various generic
damsels or some other such evil thing. You
might be a bully. You might be a jerk. You
might just be a control freak. Whatever the
case, nothing ever really works for you,
because, well... you're on the side of bad!
Turn to the side of good!

What Demented Cartoon Movie Character Are You?

You are a Sea Serpent. Water,WATer,WATER everything
is based on anything involving liquids. You
love animals and freinds but kick a$$ in
fights. You are also ignorant.

What type of mythical creature are you
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Ford Prefect
Holy zarquon, you're Ford Prefect! Traveling the
galaxy is just another day in your book, man.
You live for the thrill and the nightlife,
although you've got an issue with caring for
others. Everyone likes you, though, because of
your party-going personality. I sass that hoopy
Ford Prefect! Rock on, man!

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Sunday, December 04, 2005


This subject is called "If Men Ruled The World" but really, it's more like, if I ruled the world:

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

You could rent a tank from the army.

COPS would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

It'd be considered normal fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

good idea

This is a good fucking idea. No pun intended.


These three women were roommates. One night they all had all
gone out on dates and all came home at about the same time.

The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when
you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a good date
when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt,
removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they
stuck. She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"

this made us laugh

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all
three are pregnant. Through out the coversation the topic of
sex and pregnancy comes up, finally culminating in each one
discussing their respective fetus' and the manner of

The first brunette says "I know I am going to have a boy
because I was on top."

The second brunette says "I know I am going to have a girl
because I was on the bottom."

The blonde is silent, she has a stricken look on her face,
finally she bursts out "Oh my god, I'm going to have a puppy."