Saturday, December 03, 2005

Spam of the day

"Salvation may not be far off if you had your own bible."

Great. So not only am I being preached to every Sunday in CHURCH, but my email account is now getting spam telling me I'm apparently a heathen. LOL


slightly fitting too...

Friday, December 02, 2005

*laugh* Yeah, those were the days. I was dealing drugs out of a health food store. ~ Blaine

I found a lot of interesting little things tonight.

1) There are some very attractive men in the world named Egor. Most of them live in Russia, or are engineers at Berkely, but! The point remains.

2) I can bowl...not so well, but I'm getting better. But more importantly, I can dance in bowling shoes. Go me...go me....

3) The pool tables at the bowling alley are slanted. Any ball you hit, will basically, go along a path of it's own before hitting it's destination...assuming it gets there at all.

4) There's an insanely perky girl working at Il Vicino now. There's a new staff, practically, with the exception of the floor manager who's been there at least as long as I have been going.


Yeah....okay, that thought came and went.

YAY! I get paid on....whatever that day is where I get a pay check....uhm......Tuesday? Yes. Tuesday. I won't be as broke. Go me. Go me.


Wednesday, November 30, 2005

funny no more....

I had something funny to write, but....

yeah, it's just gone....

Wait's gone...

Anywho, on NipTuck earlier Christian, first of all, was being a huge fucking dickhead, but I guess that's redundant now isn't it? But anyway! He said "Beauty is symetry, and you don't have any."

There was another one he said that was really good. It's unlike him to have a few quoteables in the same scene....but it was fucking awesome. I'm gonna have to go look this up now aren't I? Yeah... I am...

Padded Door

Twisted fate inside the cross
tip me over and pour me out
feel my passion
pride and joy
speak to you and carress
but wait

rain drops convince me that maybe I should just wait for the
padded walls and red circles to
my world without music and flowers


You fill my thoughts even as I lie now
head to side pen in hand
blinded by the burning white obsidian
following the words floating off the


mand out of my vision as I try to catch my shaddow
in the early morning lightning storm and thundering beats
magical blood and milky cocoa
forgotten pain as I think

of the last time we touched
soft and calm
skin on skin
heart to heart beat
in my padded cell no more



There's a train going by....and makes the kitchen door rattle in it's frame. It's kinda cool. I can hear it when I'm lying in bed, and it's pretty relaxing.


Interestingly Enough....

It's warmer here than it is in Santa Fe, Happy, or Hell Lake. But! It's not warmer than Los Angeles....

Ha, ha, ha..... that makes us happy... LA is warmer than the Lake of Hell! What a shock!

Happy, TX 25º
Santa Fe, NM 28º
Wellsville, NY 35º
Hell Lake, MN 35º
LA, CA 53º

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Morality kinda sucks if you think about it....

We do things, and we don't do things because we are taught from a very early age what is "right" and what is "wrong." Should we be taught that it is right to kill people who offend us and to kill people who kill other people, that is what we will believe to be morally just, regardless of what society as a whole deams to be correct.

We are taught by religion and by society that we need to turn the other cheek when something happens. That we "shouldn't" enforce capitol punishment. But interestingly enough, (and George Carlin was right) without capitol punishment, we wouldn't have Easter. No divine intervention happened telling us what is right and what is wrong.

We are taught these things by people who are scared to have these things happen to them. It is human nature to be afraid of the unexpected. By creating and enforcing morals on society and minimizing the likelyhood of the unexpected, we are keeping people in check and consequentially, we are keeping ourselves safe.

As opposed to being nice for the sake of being nice without worrying what'll happen to us if we aren't...

Monday, November 28, 2005

These people are fucking nuts

Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were supposedly exact copies of Douglas DC-8s except with rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil. The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today.

Other countries, notably in Europe, have regarded Scientology as a potentially dangerous cult and have significantly restricted its activities at various times, or at least have not considered the branches of the Church of Scientology to meet the legal criteria for being considered religion-supporting organizations. In Germany, for instance, Scientology is not seen as a religion by the government, but as a commercial business with potentially anti-democratic tendencies, and has been subjected to state surveillance as a result.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are Scientologists, just to give you a concept of how fucking nuts these people are.
"The newsletter includes documents the ridiculous adventures of our crew. Which, more often than nots, involve monkies of some sorts."

Haha ha ha


betcha wish you were a monkey
"Tom Cruise is called crazy for being a member of Scientology. A religion that believes aliens came to earth 75 million years ago. That's nothing. I was raised Catholic. We believe Jesus walked on water, created a bottomless jug of wine, and rose from the dead...yeah, and Tom Cruise is crazy." - Denis Leary

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Please take my mind for just a second
and you'll see a hell
immortalized in stone
I shed my skin, and smell the tears
reaching out for sacred forgiveness

In stone skin, you break apart
You stood your ground
and rose again staring into the abyss
Rose and fall you're reborn
So many times you failed me nevermore

On a throne of blasphemy you cast me out
acting like a god of sacred love
and forgotten compassion

But you're perfect pain
perfect skin lovely as a rose
draped in red satin

Bodies contorted
so hard to tell who's who
or what's what

Wake up with my head resting
on your chest
arms around my stomach
But then you fade
into the darkness

You become alone
staring back out of the mist
through the trees and through
the fog never ending
Dream forgotten

you stole my heart
and left me sacred alone to die
in the shell of crushed amber
and perfect emerald tears

Disturbing beauty, and ravenous lover
Take my heart and watch me bleed
Fresh longing passion is what I need

All of my crying did no good
This is my soul
Where nobody lives
Take what you can from me
Get what you give

Zombie Jesus

K, so I don't have any fucking clue how we came up with this. We were both pretty tired, but somehow, in church, we thought of Zombie Jesus!! Oh! That's why! Cause he rose from the grave.

I think we came up with this when the Old Man was reading Isaiah. Lemme see....

Hm, no, that wasn't it, but I do remember this, "You meet those who gladly do right, those who remember you in your ways. But you were angry, and we sinned." - Frank leaned over at that part and said "You were pissed, so we ran!!"

I'm still working on how the Zombie part came up...I mean, aside from Jesus rising from the grave. "He was the original zombie!!! 'Hey, salvation or your brain, what'll it be?"

In the professing of the Nicene Creed (bleh) "For us and our salvation he came down from heaven; by the power of the Holy Spirit. He became incarnate from the Virgin Mary, and was made man. For our sake he became a zombie."

"And he took bread, and gave thanks, and broke it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me. Likewise also the cup after supper, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood, which is shed for you."

I heard that and I thought, "here! Have an arm!"

We get up to the alter, and Pastor Paula hands me a bit of bread, "Liz, the body of christ, shed for you." and I take it, and I tried really hard not to burst out laughing as I thought "Hmmm....funny...doesn't taste like zombie flesh....hahaha Zombie Jesus Salamander..."