Wednesday, July 21, 2004

I went to Diablo Canyon the other day. I have lived in New Mexico for 2 years now, and I had never gone. It is so incredibly beautiful there. I got down into the old dried up river bed, and I stood with my head tilted up, and the rain gently falling on my face staring at the huge cliff faces. I find myself longing to go back. Preferably durring the late afternoon...around sunset. I think it would be amazing.

I was reminded of a place I used to go hiking in Pecos called Jack's Creek. If you drive all the way to the top of the canyon, which is a good 45 minute drive, you hit Jack's Creek. You can look down into the canyon, and see all the little nooks that you can't otherwise see. I used to take my dog Jack up there. He's a beautiful white fluffy great pyrnees with the softest coat I have ever touched, (unless he hasn't been brushed) with these endearing love-filled deep brown eyes, that just pull you in, and make you say, "Awwwww." I trained him with fencing commands. I would say "Advance" and he would walk towards me. "Halt" and he would stop and sit. "Retreat" and he would actually walk backwards. He was such a great dog. Sometimes we would go to Panschuela, which is an awesome little creek tucked away on the mountain side. I haven't been there in over a year. I have nobody to go with.

*sigh* I hate my life sometimes.

Frank, I'm going to email you with a rant.

Current Mood: sad
Current Music: Nina Simone - Work Song

Monday, July 19, 2004

Your nephew is trying to talk me into buying him condoms....

The 13 year old: know what you can buy me?
squishedlizard: Already got you shit.
squishedlizard: Uhm....sometime on your birthday.
The 13 year old: well i need a box of condoms like the ones i stole from you
The 13 year old: i'm not fucking yet but just to have them ya know?
squishedlizard: LOL
squishedlizard: lmfao
squishedlizard: ask Frank.
The 13 year old: did
The 13 year old: he won't
squishedlizard: Shall we get you the flavored ones?
The 13 year old: do you like them?
squishedlizard: Why won't Frank do it? Probably for the same reason I won't.
The 13 year old: cuz if you do she might
The 13 year old: why won't you?
squishedlizard: What does it matter...if I like them....
squishedlizard: I am not going to support you having sex.
squishedlizard: Not that I think it's a bad idea...
squishedlizard: it's just...you're 13.
The 13 year old: i dunno i just wanna know if women like them
The 13 year old: so
The 13 year old: james lathem did it at 12
squishedlizard: I'm sure you are idolizing Johnny Depp...
The 13 year old: lol
squishedlizard: He's your hero.
squishedlizard: lol
squishedlizard: Ew.
squishedlizard: wait. I knew that.
The 13 year old: lol you told me that one
squishedlizard: Johnny D was 13.
squishedlizard: I'm proud of him. That takes talent.
The 13 year old: well then you can be proud of me
squishedlizard: Anyway, my point is, you're 13...honestly, your dick can't be too big. It's entirely possible she'll see it, and run away. (I'm not trying to be a bitch....it's just the facts of life)

You have been a very bad influence on the poor kid. He went on to tell me that he gets head, and/or a hand job every time he sees her, and he got a hand job in the movies the other night....HOW ICKY IS THIS?!?

Okay, I admit, it's no less icky that I have sex, but I'm not a 13 year old boy.

Current Mood: devious
Current Music: Big Bad VooDoo Daddy - Jump With My Baby
I didn't know it was possible to be this bored. I'm really fucking bored. I'm beyond bored...if only I knew what that stage was.

I joined FreshMeat last night. And I read a little SlashDot...and a little ThinkGeek browsing...

*sigh*

Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: Nirvana - Down In The Dark