New Year's Resolution

Well, it's not too late to make a New Year's Resolution, and I was told last night that I should make a New Year's Resolution. My resolution is to get laid. This is not to say that I will have to get laid once and then stop for the rest of the year. (fuck that) Just to say that I'll start getting laid more often. And as one cannot be over-laid, this will more than likely be a resolution that I will actually follow through with.

As opposed to some other popular New Year's Resolutions which include: Lose 20lbs; Become a Millionaire; etc. "Getting Laid" is a resolution that I'm actually more likely to keep.