wank behind the bush

A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things like stealing, give 5 hail mary's, and for sleeping with
the neighbours, 10 hail mary's.

So the new priest is taking confession one day. The first man in tells the priest he slept with the woman next door. The priest tells him to do 10 hail mary's and he's on his way.

The next man in, confesses to having a wank behind a bush. Somewhat puzzled, the priest steps out of the confessional box and asks two passing alter boys what the "old man" gives for a wank behind a bush.

The two boys reply, "A can of Coke and a Mars Bar."

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Aslam, a Muslim boy, carries freshly dyed kalawa, a sacred orange-yellow thread used in Hindu rituals, to hang for drying at Lalgopalgunj village, in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, Monday, April 10, 2006. Muslim artisans mostly do dyeing of the kalawa thread in Lalgopalgunj. (AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh)