heheh
This subject is called "If Men Ruled The World" but really, it's more like, if I ruled the world:
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
You could rent a tank from the army.
COPS would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
It'd be considered normal fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
You could rent a tank from the army.
COPS would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.
The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.
It'd be considered normal fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.
posted by squishedlizard at 11:39 AM
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