I was in the hospital on Friday. And Wednesday. But Friday is the time that upsets me the most. My doctor, Salle, was a fucking moron, and he should be shot.

In other news:

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and
scientists can never earn as much as business executives and
sales people."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation
based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

And since: Knowledge = Power And: Time = Money , It is
therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money Solving this
equation for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.