jokes of the day

Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all
of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunny hopping on the road.
Well, he was going too fast, and he didn't hit the brakes in
time, so he hit the Easter Bunny.

He was really upset, and was thinking, "Oh no, what about all
those poor little kids?? What can I do!?" Then, a blonde drove
up in her car, and asked, "What's wrong?" "I hit the Easter
Bunny!!" said the guy. "Oh, I know what to do," said the
blonde, and she went into her car, got a can, and sprayed the
Easter Bunny with it.

A few minutes later, the Easter Bunny got up, hopped a little
bit, turned around and waved, hopped a little, turned around
and waved, and it kept doing that. When the Easter Bunny was
out of sight, the guy turned to the blonde and asked, "Wow, I'm
dying to know what was in that can!!"

"Oh," said the blonde, "It was hair spray. It says, 'Spray on
dead hair for permanent wave.'"
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There are three guys stranded on their boat in the middle of
the ocean. The next morning they wash up on the shore of some
canibal indians that make boats out of thier skins.When the
three guys get there the indians give them each three
wishes. The first guy wishes for a huge Christmas-like dinner.So
he gets one . Then they eat him.The second guy wishes for
nothing.So they eat him too. Then the last guy wishes for a
fork. So they give him a fork. Then he stabs himself to
death. Right before he dies he says "I hope your boat sinks."