heh

In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of
mine was waiting for her bus. She's very attractive and was
decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight
leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became
her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver
she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again
she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she
still couldn't!

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her
and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time
attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she
could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped
the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was
unable to make the step.

About this time a big burly man that was behind her in the line
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on
the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned to the
would-be hero screeching at him "How dare you touch me!! I
don't even know who you are!"

At this, the big guy drawled, "Well ma'am normally I would
agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I
kinda figured that we were friends."