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lmao my brother is a fucking loon. I'm looking through my old Xanga and I found this shit.

Joey: do you know any black folk?
squishedlizard: black folk? lmao. Where are we? South Carolina?
Joey: lol not yet
squishedlizard: hahaha
Joey: but do you know any?
squishedlizard: yeah.
Joey: do they all have low riders?
squishedlizard: lol no
Joey: ok
Joey: i love me some good respectable black folk

liz@hidden:~$ lol
-bash: lol: command not found

x: blue balls is a myth in my book
squishedlizard: huh.
squishedlizard: I've known guys w/ blue balls.
x: how do you mean? the color?
squishedlizard: well, yes...that too.
squishedlizard: But not what I was talking about.

I forgot about these ideas for my comic. I'm glad I wrote them down.

Jumbolieya. Haven't decided if he's a fish or a frog. But either way, he has magical powers. He might be a dif. creature all together. He might even be somewhat human. Yes, I think so. I think he is human. And the way you summon him is by screaming JUMBOLIEYA, and he appears. He has a friend:

Ubuntu. (yes, I stole the name...) Is a frog and his magical powers lie in his wig. e looks like gandalf because of his magical white wig. That's what he does. He kind of reads fortunes.

Ubuntu & Jumbolieya are friends, and they go around together helping people.

But they have to help, over and over again, this caracter called Hard-On, (or something equal to that) who aways asks why he smells like Broccoli. One day, he discovers his mom's corpse, in the kitchen, surrounded by Broccoli, and he has an epiphiny.

In addition to Hard-On, we have Cocksocker... not the cocksocker you're thinking of who runs around punching people in the balls, but the midget who runs around, breaking into peoples houses at nights, with his lock picking set and a hot glue gun, gluing socks on people's dicks.