Saturday, February 04, 2006

"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press
2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what
you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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