dildos
Okay, so I got bored and thinking of Frank's birthday gift, I started checking out dildos. I found this rabbit one that looks like it has rabbit ears. And I found this one called:
Hi-Tech Lickin' Lizard.
Decription: Get Licked and LOVE IT!
* Ridged Jelly Shaft Rotates!
* Flicking Tongue Excites Clitoris!
* Swirling Pearls Stroke Vaginal Lips!
* Micro-Chip = Custom Orgasms!
It's a dildo....with a MICRO CHIP inside it. Now, maybe it's just me, but this seems like an incredible waste of technology. We can put micro chips in dildos, but we can't make a robot that will take verbal orders and clean the house. Maybe it's just me, but seems like our society has priorities a little screwed up...they'd rather cum than have a clean house.
Hi-Tech Lickin' Lizard.
Decription: Get Licked and LOVE IT!
* Ridged Jelly Shaft Rotates!
* Flicking Tongue Excites Clitoris!
* Swirling Pearls Stroke Vaginal Lips!
* Micro-Chip = Custom Orgasms!
It's a dildo....with a MICRO CHIP inside it. Now, maybe it's just me, but this seems like an incredible waste of technology. We can put micro chips in dildos, but we can't make a robot that will take verbal orders and clean the house. Maybe it's just me, but seems like our society has priorities a little screwed up...they'd rather cum than have a clean house.
posted by squishedlizard at 4:44 PM
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