Pious Chickens

Frank's brain fart of the day: Imagine if the Bible was written by chickens...and the only contact Jesus had with a cross was that he perched on one. "Bawk bawk bawk we will smite the romans bawk bawk bawk."

"You are the chosen of God bawk bawk bawk rise up out of oppression bawk bawk bawkkknnnn"

"bawk bawk bawk eat the young bawk bawk bawk"

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk the cadburry bunny is an imposter we shall smite him! bawk bawk bawk bawk"

"And Jesus drown in the sea of Galiea picking at worms in the ocean. bawk bawk bawk. The SPCA is the work of the devil....bawk bawk bawk Jesus will return at the slaughter of the chickens. bawk bawk bawk The devil's bawk bawk minions have formed PETA. Preventing the chicken slaughter bawk bawk bawk."

Yeah....we could have our own reality show in this house....

That'd be so fun. Just set up cameras all over the place. Microphones...do a live internet stream. heh...that'd be so much fun. lmao. Wow.