Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police
officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then
noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer
then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said
he wasn't.

The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been
drinking?" "No..." replied Father.

"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the
officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.

The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this
is wine."

Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"