I happen to be a gorgeous alcoholic who likes bondage.

Find the first letter in your first name:

A-Beautiful
B-Christian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Gangster
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Sexy
R-Hot
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the second letter in your last name:

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Geek
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Crackwhore
O-Whore
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Asshole
T-Fucker
U-Princess
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What's Your Favorite Color:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who Will Do Anything For Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Masturbates At Work


NOW THE NAME & STATEMENT = "I'm a __________________ ___________________ _____________"


Frank is a retarded sex machine who will do anything for sex.

Something I noticed, Frank's name begins with an F. So does Fred's. The second letter in Frank's last name is an E. Same with Fred's.