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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is
asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be
present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you
have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be
having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you
before you see her that the baby is black"

"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no
money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno
movie. The lead man was black."

"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of
my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde
hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately
needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved
in the movie, what else could I do?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted
eyes."

"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and
there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had
no choice."

At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and
presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby
a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother
exclaims, "Thank God for that!" "What do you mean?" says the
midwife, shocked.

"WHEW!" says the girl extremely relieved... "I had this
horrible feeling that it was going to bark!"