Thursday, December 22, 2005

facts of life

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Law of Probability Dispersal: When it hits the fan, it will not be evenly distributed.

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