Friday, December 16, 2005

...and I'm the fucking pre-op?

The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for
their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we
did on our first honeymoon." "Uh huh," said the old man.

"We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,"
said the old woman. "Uh huh," said the old man.

"And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,"
said the oldwoman.

"That's right," said the old man, "except this time 'round you've
had the operation."

"What does that have to do with it?" said the old woman

Her husband looks at her and says,
"It's my turn to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"

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