Airplane Meet Walmart; Walmart Meet Airplane

So an airplane crashed into the Manchester Wal-Mart. We've decided he was having radio sex.

"Ah baby, yeah...that's just how I like it...yeah, you should kiss me right there..." static "Ooooh baby. Just picture me licking the inside of your thighs..." static "Yeah, oooh.." static "Yeah, I'm gonna stroke it right like that....yeah that feels soooooo goooodddd..." BAM! There's Wal-Mart!