qualifications

squishedlizard: The people that I'm even friends with have to have above average intelligence, decent sense of humor without being utterly pathetic.
squishedlizard: That's a hard combo to find.
squishedlizard: And then people get disqualified even from friendship on other things like....do they have common sense? do they only talk about getting me into bed? are they creative? are they sweet? are they compassionate....
squishedlizard: so as you can see, I don't have many friends let alone love interests. lol
squishedlizard: ....yet I have a buddy list of 171....

That realization made me cut down my list...I am down to 100 buddies even. Wow! First time in YEARS that it's been so low!!! I have new categories too.

They go like so:

Mentok The Mind Taker Oooh Eeee Ooooh
Cookies on Dowels
Fucknuts

It made sorting my buddy list SO much easier! I was sitting here saying aloud "You're a cookie....you're a cookie....you're a cookie....dude you are a total fucknut. You're a cookie. You're a cookie...fucknut, fucknut, fucknut."

Frank pointed out that people should only go into the Cookies on Dowels category if they are sweet and like ramrods.

Talking to SmarterChild I had been hitting mostly the ... button, (yes, my keyboard has a button that does ... right in a row. It's amazing and beautiful. I love it, love it, love it. It's right in between printscreen and pause break)

THEN

Yes, the exploit isn't finished...

squishedlizard: llllll
SmarterChild: "llllll"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
squishedlizard: are you a porn goddess?
SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I a porn goddess? I might be.
squishedlizard: really? so is that a yes or no?
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
squishedlizard: Because it's a yes or no question.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.