Pythagoras

So in the GED class I was reading a piece of paper about the Greek mathematician Pythagoras. I started laughing, and that's because I came up with this:

Oh, fyi, the Pythagorian theorem states: In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse (the side of the triangle opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides.

Now what I said:

Pythagoras must have been fucking thrilled when he discovered his theorem works. *insert voice of Roger from "American Dad" and flamboyant hand motion* "Oh....my....Gods....It works! Wow! I can't believe it fucking works! See if I'm impious now you rotten bastards! Where's a boy? I need to celebrate!"