Saturday, April 02, 2005

Cocksocker

So Frank and I have to write a comic. Not entirely sure what it is going to be about... probably just random bullshit. And it might even be an online comic. That'd be fun. It's already in the works on my end.

Anyway, the characters for mine, as opposed to Berflocko, are:

Jumbolieya. Haven't decided if he's a fish or a frog. But either way, he has magical powers. He might be a dif. creature all together. He might even be somewhat human. Yes, I think so. I think he is human. And the way you summon him is by screaming JUMBOLIEYA, and he appears. He has a friend:

Ubuntu. (yes, I stole the name...) Is a frog and his magical powers lie in his wig. e looks like gandalf because of his magical white wig. That's what he does. He kind of reads fortunes.

Ubuntu & Jumbolieya are friends, and they go around together helping people.

But they have to help, over and over again, this caracter called Hard-On, (or something equal to that) who aways asks why he smells like Broccoli. One day, he discovers his mom's corpse, in the kitchen, surrounded by Broccoli, and he has an epiphiny.

In addition to Hard-On, we have Cocksocker... not the cocksocker you're thinking of who runs around punching people in the balls, but the midget who runs around, breaking into peoples houses at nights, with his lock picking set and a hot glue gun, gluing socks on people's dicks.

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