chinese wedding site

So I was offered this contract, and it sounded like a really sweet deal. $40 an hour, plus a fee of $25 a page; $50 to ensure I'd never use that design again, and a flat $75 of labor. These are what were being offered, not what I asked for!

I asked for the other details of this contract, and he said, "Well the site has to be done in Chinese."

"What?" I replied somewhat confused.
"The site has to be done in Chinese."
"Uh, that's not going to work out. I only know about 20 words in chinese."
"Oh, that's going to be a problem."
I sighed, "You should say 'Chinese programmer required'"
"Yeah, I should! That's a good idea. Thanks."